Einstein humor

Nu blir det Einstein-skämt:

Hur många teoretiska fysiker specialiserade på relativitetsteorin behövs det för att byta en glödlampa?

Svar: Två – en håller glödlampan och en roterar universum…! : )

A neutron walked into a bar and asked, "How much for a drink?"

The bartender replied, "For you, no charge."

Two atoms were walking across a road when one of them said,

• "I think I lost an electron!"
• "Really!" the other replied, "Are you sure?"
• "Yes, I 'm absolutely positive."
  
  

Einsteins favorit limerick var:

• There was an old lady called Wright
• who could travel much faster than light.
• She departed one day
• in a relative way
• and returned on the previous night.

A student riding in a train looks up and sees Einstein sitting next to him.

 Excited he asks, "Excuse me, professor. Does Boston stop at this train?"

Av: Sanna Ehdin